Trust me, this will all make sense soon.
Hubby: I got Orko a present!
Me: YAY!… what is that?
Hubby: It’s a bull stick.
Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis.
Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS!
Hubby: Oh calm down, it’s totally safe for Orko and the guy said dogs love them. Just let me unwrap it and there you go boy!
Me: Great, my puppy’s eating dick.
Me: WHAT!?! HE IS!!! HIS DADDY TAUGHT HIM!!!
Hubby: Well now you’re just being gross.
Me: Speaking of gross, what is that smell?
Hubby: Wow, is that you?
Me: Thanks… and no. It smells like dirty socks and really, really dirty underwear. OH GOD, IT’S THE PENIS!
Hubby: UGH, it’s getting stronger! *gag* Why does it smell so bad!?!?
Me: Seriously!? It’s a dried out bulls penis! What’s it supposed to smell like… Roses!?!?!
Hubby: Get rid of it! Oh god the smell is saturating into my cloths!!!
Me: Orko give mommy the penis! No stop pulling! Bad boy! DROP THE PENIS ORKO! LET GO OF THE PENIS!!
Hubby: Stop yelling that, what if the neighbors hear you?
Me: Our big bearded gay neighbors? Don’t worry babe, I’m sure they’ve heard it before.
Hubby: Just give it to me, I’ll throw it outside in the dumpster.
Me: Ohhh, now look how sad Orko is, stop by the pet store and get him something else.
Hubby: Like what?
Me: It doesn’t matter, but if you could try to stay away from reproductive organs that would be great.
Hubby: ha ha.