Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…

So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan.  And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that time I was a size 12… ya.

AND being my brilliant self I didn’t lose the weight before the event… in fact I gained 10 pounds.

AND then the bridal shop and FedEx worked against me by sending my dress on the longest, craziest ride of it’s life! Which being a dress probably wasn’t very crazy or long… but whatever.

AND FINALLY… the dress arrived, I tried it on, and it BARELY fit, which didn’t even get it’s own blog but was tagged on to another with a freakish amount of P.S.s.

BUT… I never told you how the wedding turned out!  I’m kinda an ass that way.

Well the photos are in… and as you can see, a well placed arm can fix all “too big a boobs, for too small a dress” issues.

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Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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4 Responses to Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…

  1. True blue friends. Beautiful picture

  2. Eileen says:

    I’m guessing your dress was a hit with hubby. :)
    It’s a great color for your eyes. The bride is beautiful to.

  3. I think you look awesome! I like that the story now has a complete ending… that involves your boobs being hidden from bursting on the scene. :)

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